The H bus from Sonnino to Termini is the way I roll.
Use the self servidio in the stazione for the Napoli ride. I wanted seat 61 but the girl in high heels in the next booth got that one. We got issued seats 111 and 113. Apparentlio 112 is unluckily the Italian número.
At the stazione a young and surprisingly polite, charming and softly spoken americano's the trying to buy the biglitiere to the Firenze. I help them out. I use the credit card in the machinisma, get the two tickets, the boy from Minneapolis his card no work. Mine good one, is made of euros.
I say to him how long you go the Firenze? He say a few days. I ask him he need swimmers or the pantaloons adjustio, his new wifey give me funny look at me and say " he sure does".
I give him the seamstress card. She will make lot of profit out of him, not much fabric need there....
Then off to the villa borghese for the Riscio ( same as rickshaw in Sydney) ride. These is quite a struggle to pedal on. The americanos and the ginger hairs from the queens land all get the ones with the elleecccticcooco moto, not the Siena and me.
We get the heaviest one they have left. It weighs 88 kilo. Same as me at the moment I embarrassed to say but I still look good in a certain light or up a tree

Up the tree I got some euro waspios mio headio. I have to have a wash and a cry the pain is immensio. Lucky for me no fallio out the treeio. Bloody plane trees.
The water is a lovely and refreshio. I make the completeo recoversio and can play the statuatti againio.
lucky me had mio good tight leg shortio on for this in the piazza del popolo.
Then I get a vespa to catch up the Siena, she gone the fountains of the famousio
On the Vespa
Then I need a horsey ride
next to my friend the horse. He called Cesare. And he go well. He say black caviar a certainty at ascot on the 23rd.
there you goes, straight from the horses mouth...
At Trevi is me.
Is coolio place
this the exact spot Sophia Loren has her photo. Mio and Soph have the same sunglasser.
Roma loves me.
Ecco come vanno fatte le cose in ItaliaCiao
Marco





I like the bit about the lion
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