Lunedi in Firenze

All the museo chiuso this oggi. So, off to see the equal second oldest plant collection garden in the world. I go there to check on the progress of the Woolameio pine Australians gave to the commune di Firenze a few years ago. It no looks so good. Drainage wrong if you asks me...

I make friends with the giardini gatto. He biggest and fattest cat all the world. I told him about fluffy, he say dont be sad i will always love you. As he say that to me he struck a typical Whitney pose but maybe i just imagine that.

Anyway this foto hims and mio.

Funny thing about this world famous cat garden, they have some dinosurio in thems. Dunno why.

 

I put this sideways, dunno why either.

We have the lunch in the giardeni. Cheese sango's. It rain big drop but not many. Was funny because earlier in the day the blackamoors went from selling the genuine fake louis Vuitton man bags to selling genuine fake ever dry umbrella. They must smell the rain coming.

I get my write the rain notebook from my drizasbones baggio and make the sketch for the stonemason sculpture apprentice.

They want me to make drawing for them because they heard about my wire balls I make the straylia.

so I go make the sketch of the fountain riparisio for the giardeni de simplicity water feature.

What you think!

After we give them the plans and we have cafe correto we go. We leave the giardenio through this lovely garden setting that my foto of didn't work so I just puts in this one instead

 

Is italy

and now we went off the see the polizia capitanio at the Bargello. He has best mustachios in Firenze and jacket with special pockets so he can get he weapons out in a hurry.

He needs me to authenticate a statue of nude Adonis. Apparent the Arod and me have same size things and if true I get a free entry to the giambologna room in the museo.

I hope the person do the measuring is a lady.

Wish me luck, apparently it takes at least 13 minutes to get all the correct angles for the comparison.

This him by the way.



Has nasty scratch the right leg. Me too but my one not caused by wild boar and didn't make me sicks to deathio. The scratch scar is one the things the lady with the measure device wants to check.

The 13 minutes took a little longer because the measures lady turns out distant relation the seamstress and wants make special memory for me.

They have same size hands but this one bit more long the bones. They relatio through the mothers sisters on the auntie sides the family. She pretty good at her job of make the comparison notes because I was a little nervy about having lie down on a slab next to mr Vincenzo Rossi marble model of the Adonis. Specially seeing as the museo still open and all the toristicos still in the rooms doing the looking looking. The measuretress she say just look my eyes and don't worry bouts the people.

I try but pretty hard when you not get any the clothes on and you have the head of a wild boar near you back door and, a signorina with tight fitting lab cost and glasses on making lipstick marks different parts you body and take photos the same time, ( they use lipstick because it look nice you skin and is not a hospital fir goodness sakes). I thought I was in trouble when she takes her gloves off but she say she heads touch the skin near the scar and think the feel the latex glove me not like there.

She very considerants.

I get the results of he measuring next day or so she give me number to ring her up anytime to check progress. Anyway me get used to be in the room no clothes I forgets myself and stand up before the pants go back on. Whoopsie and embarassio. I blush a bit and hurry get out.

Did I mention the story of how the Adonis get famous?

Well it goes like this.

A lady liked him a lot......